*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”
jokes about communism aren’t funny unless you share them with everyone
Imagine your icon licking a Popsicle in a seductive way, then dropping it on the ground and crying.
requirements for dating me:
- blue eyes
- be a dragon
im sorry im sorry i fucked up so bad by making this
play this at my funeral
If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
COME ON PEOPLE SIGNAL BOOST
Note this NOW!!!!
REBLOG THIS OH MY GOSH